JACKSONVILLE, FL — While the world was celebrating or yearning for love and desire, the absexual obsessives at XXXChurch.com were exposing children and the timid to the existence of pornography, via billboards dedicated to chiding those who enjoy it in private.As part of its growing and highly visible campaign to bring the topic of porn into as many households as possible, five anti-porn daily billboards throughout Jacksonville, FL, two in Michigan, and one in New York urged those who enjoy looking at naked or nearly women to change their ways, in the name of love.

“Her gift for Valentine’s Day — stop looking at porn. XXXChurch.com,” each of the five signs guilted passersby.

Website founder Craig Gross explained to local News4 that “It’s just to tell guys, especially, not to have the make-believe relationships with porn stars, but to concentrate on their marriages and their relationships with their loved ones.”

Although Gross did not propose a gender-equal sacrifice of women ridding themselves of romance novels, fashion magazines, or tabloids, he did tell the news station that he believed more than 40 millions people try to kick the so-called porn habit every day.

Gross, who would presumably know, said that “Porn is everywhere. It is all over the internet. There are some 400 million pornographic Web pages.” He added that “We want people to talk about this issue.”

One of the ways in which Gross hopes to help the porn tormented save themselves is by using the group’s snitch software, x3watch, which alerts a chosen list of moral supporters to unauthorized searches for adult content. “It monitors where you go online and it sends a report of any questionable Web sites or porn site that you visit and it sends that report to anyone that you want to,” he informed the press.

In summation, Gross over-simplified love, sexuality, and communication, by assuring those seeking a method to his madness that “The message today on Valentine’s Day is just, ‘Hey, let’s send this message out to let people know that this would be a great thing in their relationship if they could kick the porn habit.”

Or perhaps they could download a sexy chick flick.