CHATSWORTH, Calif. – Who said size doesn’t matter? Certainly not Pipedream Products. The company’s new Wanachi Mega Massager is proof.

At nearly 17 inches tall with a 4.5-inch head, the WMM is the baddest of the bad boys from the word “go.”

Ten vibration patterns make the toy fun. A smooth, silky-soft silicone head makes the toy body-safe. A flexible neck allows “user discretion,” and an attached seven-foot power cord keeps the monster buzzing away for as long as its owner wants. The plug is made for U.S. current, but an available universal power adapter ensures the WMM is good to go worldwide.

According to Pipedream, the beast “is perfect for revitalizing tired muscles, reducing muscle fatigue, relieving stress caused by tension and giving your aching body the recharge it deserves. But the Wanachi Mega Massager isn’t just for your sore spots!

“If you’ve never orgasmed before or have difficulty reaching climax, this mega massager is the ultimate fix for guaranteed results,” marketing literature notes.

Pipedream expects to ship the Wanachi Mega Massager by the end of November.

For more information, visit PipedreamProducts.com.