HOLLYWOOD, Calif. – Whenever I watch a scene featuring “real-life hentai girl” Violet Myers, I experience a strange form of what I call “arousal dissonance.” On the one hand, her scenes are pretty hot, generally speaking. On the other hand, Violet’s proportions are so cartoonish, my brain often starts playing Carl Stalling’s theme to “Looney Tunes” on a loop in the middle of the double-penetration, which is more than a bit distracting.

Still, I do plan to get around to ‘reviewing’ Violet’s new scene for Blacked, “Curvy Beauty Violet Gets Filled Up,” which sounds like another burner.

Per the description offered by Violet’s publicity reps, the scene opens with Violet in “a stunning blue, formatted dressed and surrounded by high-end shopping bags, because she knows “clothes make the woman, and she has quite a wardrobe.”

(I’m not certain many of Violet’s fans would concur that her clothes are what make her, let’s just roll with it.)

Unfortunately, Violet’s father has a financial advisor, Isiah Maxwell, who pays close attention to his client’s balance sheets and he’s noticed that Violet has maxed out her credit card. When Violet is in Isiah’s presence, though, what she’s interested in is not financial advice, it’s the massive schlong lurking within his trousers.

“Isiah walks into her bedroom, sees her trying on a stunning black lingerie ensemble, and asks who it’s for,” the description continues. “Violet throws the bra at him, and it’s on.”

Wait a minute; “It’s on”? Does this mean Isiah puts on her bra? Or does she throw it at him and then it clips into place on its own? This is an important distinction, because if it’s the latter, that’s one hell of a bra toss!

“It all starts with a BJ and titty fuck and progresses to missionary, reverse cowgirl, cowgirl, doggy, and many orgasms. Violet might be in trouble, but she’s definitely going to be smiling after this escapade.”

I’ll be honest, it doesn’t sound to me like Violet’s going to be in trouble. To me, it sounds like she’s going to be in Isiah’s phone, where he can dial up a big booty call whenever he gets weary of crunching numbers.

“This is my third scene for Blacked, and it was incredible to work with the sexy Isiah Maxwell,” Violet said. “This is my best scene to date, and I know my fans will love it. Many prepared by buying my Fleshlight and renewing their subscriptions to the site. I’m lucky to have such amazing fans.”

You can watch the Laurent Sky-directed “Curvy Beauty Violet Gets Filled Up” now, only on Blacked.com.

Violet Myers is available for booking exclusively through OC Modeling. To get her on your set, contact Sandra at 818.298.6939, Anthony at 818.428.0978, or Eric at 818.854.5175. You can view Violet’s agency photos on the OC Modeling website.