By Peter Berton

YNOT – Is nothing sacred? MILF performer Vicky Vette recently starred in an Indonesian horror film … with her clothes on. Perhaps even more unbelievable, the busty blonde did not have sex on-screen even once in Pacu Hantar Periwan (loosely translated: Virgin Ghost Girlfriend). What a waste of talent.

YNOT.com wanted to know how something so wrong could happen, so we went to the source.

YNOT.com: Tell us about your first clothed role.
Vicky Vette: I have always had a lot of fans in Indonesia, for some strange reason. There is a band called “VickyVette” from there.

When Indonesia banned pornography, I started to blog about it and started getting all kinds of email and notes from fans over there. Nothing I do with my clothes off is permitted, so when I was contacted about doing a role with my clothes on, I jumped at the chance. Only two other adult stars had been offered the opportunity before, Tera Patrick and Sasha Grey, so I was honored to be given a movie role.

I star in a movie about a virgin ghost’s boyfriend … and no, I don’t play the virgin. It is a mixture of English and Indonesian with comedy, horror and good old-fashioned T and A. I am not gonna win an Oscar nomination for Best Pornstar Performance in a Foreign Movie, but I’ll take it. It was the first time I have done a mainstream movie, and it was a lot of fun.

The release of the movie was delayed because of Ramadan, the holy month of fasting, but I think it should be out shortly. There are posters all over Jakarta, how cool is that?

Why is this movie so important for Indonesia?
Porn is banned there. Indeed, freedom of expression is not the same [there] as it is here. The editor of a clothed version of Playboy was put in prison and just recently released after eight months. The singer of a famous band was put in prison for three years after someone else leaked a few of his sex tapes to the internet.

I get tweets all the time from [my Indonesian fans]. They want more freedoms. If this movie gets around the strict government regulations, I am all for it. The situation there now is kind of like the early days of adult, when you could show some cleavage but nothing more. Hopefully, this movie will help spread a bit of T and A and get around the censors.

What was your shooting schedule be like, compared to your regular work?
Obviously no sex, and there was a script! No gonzo. [laughs] There was a shower scene, but I am pretty sure they won’t show the nipples. I shot with a great crew — bigger than a porn movie — and everything was professional. So, yeah, much different than porn. I’m joking!

Will you be doing any cam shows from Indonesia?
Nope. I want to stay out of prison.

In your news release about this film, you were quoted as saying, “I am gunning for the big-time roles…. Playing a dead hooker having an autopsy on an episode of CSI would be perfect casting for me.” Have you had any nibbles from CSI yet?
I keep on tweeting Gary Sinise and Jerry Bruckheimer from time to time, but to no avail.

I have to make it happen. It’s important in life to have lofty goals.