HAMILTON, OH — The danger posed to an innocent public by unauthorized nightclub lap dances has been averted, thanks to the quick thinking and firm actions of the Hamilton police force.Tipped off to the fact that the V nightclub might have hired exotic dancers from a company cleverly called eXposed, a number of officers went undercover as customers in order to learn the naked truth.

What they found included six women and an assortment of chairs on the dance floor – all prepared for $5 lap dances featuring minimal clothing on the women’s parts, so to speak.

Swift to enforce laws against such unlicensed entertainment, the officers arrested the six women after seeing them touch customers in a sexual manner – and sometimes lose their pasties.

The women and a patron who exposed her breasts to them were charged with violating the local adult business ordinance. V’s manager received a summons for not making the lap dance area more clearly defined and apart from the general area.