Ukrainian Condoms Give Men Jingle Balls
KIEV, UKRAINE — With the holidays right around the corner and love never taking a full holiday, a Ukranian company has come up with a way for lovers to make beautiful music together — even during their most intimate of moments.According to Grigoriy Chausovsky, the designer a new condom which plays music while going about its business, the prophylactics are fitted with a sensor that knows when they are in use.
In fact, if Chausovsky and his fellow business professionals can be trusted, the music plays faster and louder as things speed up and get more intense.
A miniature speaker at the base of the condom pipes the tune while the lovers provide the inspiration.
“As the sex becomes more passionate, “Chausovsky explains, “it registers the increased speed of the movements and plays the melody faster and louder.”
What a festive way to avoid decking the halls this coming sex season.