Housework is a drag … unless you have two sexy, scantily dressed maids to do the work for you.That’s the concept behind “Project Domestic Bliss – Sexy Maid Service.” Created by Vancouver stripper/webmistress Annie Temple (www.nakedtruth.ca) and dominatrix Mz. Scream (www.mzscream.com), this maid service promises that “two beautiful women with adult entertainment experience (a stripper and a domme) will show up at your pad with a CD player and cleaning supplies. Dressed in sexy attire, the friendly maids will tidy and scrub to upbeat music for your viewing pleasure. Standard cleaning services include: dishes, dusting, floors, bathrooms, laundry and fun conversation.”

This and other Sexy Maid info can be found online.

After taking time to mess up the office, YNOT.com invited Ms. Temple and Mz. Scream in for a pre-cleaning interview:

YNOT.com: Tell us about your new maid service.

Annie Temple: Two sexy women will bop around to music while they clean up bachelors or couples’ homes. It’s $60 per hour with a minimum two-hour booking. Attire will be lingerie, revealing maid costumes, and other sexy outfits. All of our maids are also very fun to hang out with. We started with two, but three more adult entertainers have asked to work with us already. So our list of maids is expanding. Now we just need some bookings!

Mz. Scream: Everyone has had days where they look at their place and just don’t know where to begin. Sometimes you have been working crazy hours; maybe you had a party and can’t bring yourself to do the clean up.

We are the maid-superheroes here to save the day. We look good, can clean in ways you can only fantasize about, and well… just get the doggone job done.

YNOT.com: Where did the idea come from?

Mz. Scream: It’s been done before, but we are wayyyy more fun. Dancers, film stars, adult entertainers of all kinds.

Annie Temple: I got the idea from reading “Ivy League Stripper.” She was a regular maid for a while and the flexible hours and decent pay helped her put herself through school. I thought adding the “sexy” part would bring in more business. I can work around my kids’ schedules and still make a decent wage, I’m hoping. I intend to promote the service to customers where I VIP dance.

YNOT.com: What will you do … and not do?

Annie Temple: This is not an escort service, so we will not be providing sexual services. Our work will be done for the benefit of a clean house and an enjoyable afternoon with a couple of barely-dressed, outgoing, friendly adult entertainers. Nudity may be negotiated at the time of service. But I will have to see how things work out.

Mz. Scream: All naughty maids will have their own ‘menu’ so to speak, as to what activities they are willing to engage in. If you feel you want more than naughty maids cleaning whilst clothed in sexy costumes, it is best to learn about each maid’s options and then go from there. The rates will increase with additional nudity, performances and such.

YNOT.com: How can you be sure the clients will behave themselves?

Annie Temple: We will have all their pertinent information and an outside person will know where we are at all times. We will call in at the beginning and end of the service, so we are always accounted for. Clients will be apprised of this information; standard safety procedures for adult entertainers doing house calls (stags, outcalls). We will also explain politely what to expect and not to expect.

I have faith in most men that they will respect our boundaries. If they don’t, we will leave immediately and not take their business again.

Mz. Scream: There will be a clear code of conduct discussed upon booking the appointment. If the etiquette is disrespected the maids will pack up their cleaning supplies and have to leave with the security driver. A ‘no money back’ policy will be in place; however we know that 99% of the clients are happy and respectful, so it is not a huge concern.

YNOT.com: Finally, do you expect the ‘sexy maid’ business to pay better than stripping?

Annie Temple: I have no idea as I just put the ad up yesterday and haven’t gotten a booking yet. I am hoping it will supplement my stripper income as VIP dancing is better paying than any other straight jobs I’ve had. But it is inconsistent; some nights great, others not so good. I’d like to have a more stable income source because I am a single mom.

Mz. Scream: No… We are giving one helluva deal.