SAANICH, VICTORIA BC CANADA — When the urge to make love strikes some people simply cannot resist. Such appears to be the case for a couple of dumpster divers whose explorations went far beyond what was inside of discarded fast food wrappers. There wasn’t much that was still wrapped by the time Saanich police officers responded to a call about “suspicious persons.”

Instead, after identifying the likely location of the aforementioned suspicious individuals based on strange noises emanating from a large garbage dumpster, officers discovered two people very much unwrapped.

When a polite introduction directed to their dumpster lid received no response, officers looked inside and got an eyeful of flesh.

Snuggled obliviously inside the dumpster were two naked adults, one of whom was, shall we say, deeply involved with the other.

After becoming aware of the fact their live sex show had an audience, the 30-year-old woman and 26-year-old man were told to put their clothing on and crawl out of their love bed.

After running a background check on the two, the woman was told to return to her home and the man was arrested for an unrelated transgression.