LAS VEGAS, Nev. – Adult performer and content creator Taylor Nicole has announced the release of Candy Corn Sluts, which, contrary to my expectations on reading the title, appears not to be about women who provide sexual favors in exchange for unwanted leftover Halloween candy pried from the bottom of otherwise empty treat bags.

“I said to myself when I met Sugar Ski; I must find a way to bring together the nastiest lesbian scene that both she and I are capable of making together,” Taylor explained. “Like me, Sugar Ski loves this business, loves sex, and loves to push her orgasmic, sexual boundaries to limits. It helped me to create such a provocative piece of cinema that fans will do more than blink twice.

“We want our faithful followers not to be able to believe their own reality once they watch anything that I create,” Taylor added. “No matter how wholesome of a performer I bring to showcase to them. Candy Corn Sluts is something that will have your mouth watering and will take your level of sexual enthusiasm that will do more than broaden your horizons. It will change the way you see porn forever. So, cum play with me and see just how slutty I can get and beyond.”

See what I mean? There’s nothing in the quote above to suggest that if you want to fuck Taylor Nicole, all you need is a bag of candy a lot of people only ever buy in the fall, only to remember that they hate it.

“The marvelous abilities of this alt-performer, niche specialist, and industry-proclaimed ‘queen of extreme’ are on full display with her latest XXX release,” Taylor’s reps at Don Juan DeMarko noted. “A sugar-filled treat titled Candy Corn Sluts. Which also features cutie-pie Sugar Ski. A performer seen as one of the fastest-rising stars in 2024. Taylor Nicole puts on her director’s hat and breaks out her producer’s whiteboard to allow this new starlet to succumb to everything that has made Taylor Nicole the household name she is and continues to show porn fans across the globe that they have not even begun to see what it is that her provocative, filthy and creative mind is capable of.”

I must admit, that does make this new production sound pretty good. Still, why “Candy Corn Sluts”? To be fair, I suppose Reese’s Pieces of Ass would be an intellectual property lawsuit waiting to happen.

In any event, you can watch Candy Corn Sluts now in the candy aisle at your local grocery store exclusively on Taylor Nicole’s Loyal Fans page.

To book Taylor Nicole, contact her via email at xxxtaylornicole@gmail.com