LOS ANGELES, Calif. – TadpoleXStudio has announced the release of another new scene, this one starring heavily tattooed beauty Rocky Emerson in one of those vignettes that makes at least one adult quasi-journalist question whether he should have sought out a career in front of the camera, instead of behind the keyboard.

In the appropriately titled “Beautiful Porn Star Rocky Emerson Fucks Tad Pole,” Rocky is paired with studio namesake and self-described “affable everyman” Tad Pole. Per the scene description, the “tall, beautiful porn star gets her juicy pussy eaten out by Tad Pole then returns the favor, sucking his cock and his balls before riding him in reverse cowgirl and cowgirl.”

On the one hand, that sounds like compelling viewing, but on the other, my jealousy levels reached dangerous levels of intensity sometime around June, so it’s probably best that I sit this one out.

“With her incredible body, tattoos, and piercings, she offers the retired seaman one hell of a great view as he takes her around the world on his pogo stick,” the description continues. “The sounds she makes are even better!”

I mean, an around the world tour on a pogo stick sounds delightful and all, but I’m guessing most people would prefer a yacht. (Just sayin’, Tad.)

“That feels so fucking good,” Rocky evidently moans at some point in the action. “Fill me up with that cock!”

If I had a nickel for every time a woman as hot as Rocky has said that to me… well, I’d have precisely zero nickels. Which is fine; those things are just about useless these days, anyway.

At any rate, the action continues in various positions, with Tad finishing up by fucking Rocky in missionary until she cums again, at which point he blows his load on her stomach. Not the worst day at the office for an affable everyman, it must be said.

“Thank you for having me, finally,” Rocky said after filming the scene. “If anyone sees me at the expo today, I’ll be really happy.”

I’m going to go out on a limb and suggest that anyone who saw her at the expo that day was probably quite happy about it, too.

“Porn star Rocky Emerson is one of the biggest names in the adult industry so, obviously, I was very excited when she said wanted to schedule a shoot,” Tad said, showing a gift for understatement. “She is super gorgeous, and I really enjoyed creating a very hot scene with Rocky Emerson during the New Jersey EXXXOTICA weekend.

“This is another can’t-miss TadpoleXStudio production with another amazing and gorgeous performer,” said Tad added. “I would love to work with her again in the future.”

We’d all love to work with Rocky in the future, Tad. Granted, she might not enjoy a joint writing project as much touring the world of pleasure on a fleshy pogo stick, but from my perspective, it would certainly be worth a shot.

You can watch “Beautiful Porn Star Rocky Emerson Fucks Tad Pole” now on TadPolexStudio.com.