VAN NUYS, Calif. – Following on the heels of its wildly popular holiday-combo series, adult entertainment studio Ergogenic Hardcore has announced an upcoming slate of Republican presidential primary-themed videos, starting with a gonzo fuck-fest inspired by the race’s current frontrunner: Real estate magnate, reality TV star and provocative post-modern feminist thinker Donald Trump.

“We decided to start this new parody video line right at the top with an all-anal tribute to The Donald,” said Ergogenic CEO Peter Bosch. “Featuring an amazing cast, tons of hot, sphincter-stretching action and snappy dialog based on the extremely clever and slyly seductive Twitterisms of the man himself, we’re confident Trump Her in the Dumper is going to be one of the best-selling Ergogenic titles ever.”

Since anything Trump-related obviously constitutes a tough act to follow, Ergogenic knew it had to pull out all the stops for its second release in the series, Bosch said. After debating and brainstorming at length, he says the Ergogenic creative team decided to put a Chris Christie-inspired movie in the new line’s second spot – one which will include “a Jersey-sized stunt worthy of such an enormous public figure.”

“To make Chris Christie’s Sexual Traffic Jam as memorable as possible, we’re going to stage the biggest public gangbang in human history,” Bosch said. “What’s more, we’re going to hold it right in the middle of the George Washington Bridge, bringing traffic to a bumping and grinding halt for at least seven hours in the process.”

The third video in the series is dedicated to the GOP candidate closest to Bosch’s heart, Kentucky Senator Rand Paul.

“As the race’s leading constitutional Conservative, we felt the proper way to immortalize Senator Paul in porn form was to portray him as the iron-willed, incorruptible protagonist of Cavity Search: The Fist of Tyranny,” Bosch said. “The plot follows an earnest young Senator in his sensual quest to protect ordinary Americans from the paranoid perverts of the U.S. Transportation Security Administration.”

Bosch said the most difficult decisions in creating the video line came in balancing the desire to present each candidate in a scenario which seemed relevant to their individual candidacy against the need to cover the wide range of niches and categories associated with the Ergogenic brand.

“For example, we’re well known not only for our straight gonzo work, but our gay and transsexual titles, as well,” Bosch said. “That’s probably the biggest reason why the Ted Cruz release ended up being The Tea-STV Party – the second biggest reason being the nature and appearance of his eyebrows. Seriously; go down to Santa Monica and North Highland after about 10pm any Friday night and you’ll see no less than 50 to 60 tranny hookers sporting the same eyebrow look – or so I’ve heard, anyway.”

Another consideration, ironically, was how ‘politically correct’ the studio should be in crafting its new pol-themed pornos.

“It was tempting to just toss together some interracial thing for Ben Carson and to simply ‘go Desi’ with Governor Jindal, but those felt like really lazy options and we knew we’d catch some backlash over it being somehow ‘racist’ for us to do,” Bosch said. “To avoid those problems, we’re depicting both of them in the same movie, Multicultural MILF-Mongers, in which the African-American and Hispanic gentlemen depicting them will get to bang bitches of all colors and creeds, not just blonde chicks with big, fat asses.”

Asked why Jindal is being depicted by a Hispanic performer, Bosch offered a blunt, straightforward, one-word explanation: Convenience.

“We’re based in L.A., where it’s a just a lot easier to find Hispanic talent who kinda look Pakistani, or Indian, or Bangladeshi or whatever that Jindal dude is, than it is to find performers actually from those places,” Bosch said. “I mean, the only Indian dude I even know is my IT guy, and I just can’t see him keeping wood on camera – unless he was fucking some chick made up to look exactly like the latest version of Lara Croft and we filmed the whole thing with hidden spy-cams, or something.”

All told, Bosch said his studio has six primary-related projects in various stages of development at the moment. In addition to the five titles listed above, Ergogenic is currently in the story-boarding phase of development on what could become the most controversial movie in the series: Sanctum Santorum.

“Thanks to Dan Savage, when you think about Santorum, obviously certain combinations of fluids and fecal matter come to mind, in a very particular context,” Bosch said. “So, whether people like it, hate or, or are indifferent to it, it just made sense for this particular movie to culminate in a massive felching sequence unlike any previously recorded.”

Bosch said for practical and budgetary reasons, Ergogenic plans to forego making movies connected to some of the race’s lesser candidates, including former Governor of New York George Pataki and past Hewlett-Packard CEO Cara Carleton Carolina Caramel Caricature “Carly” Fiorina.

“Each of these productions costs thousands and thousands of dollars, so we just can’t afford to make one for each of the 381 declared GOP candidates,” Bosch said. “The main cutoff for us is the same as the debates (their current poll numbers), but some of our other considerations are more personal. For example, I’m so disappointed to find out the former guitarist for Pink Floyd is a Republican there’s no way I’m going to give Jim Gilmore the publicity and profile which would come from a respected studio like Ergogenic making a porn parody about him.”