PEMBROKE PARK, FL — In yet another egregious example of adult entertainment harming children, two gentlemen’s cabarets in Broward County banded together in an insidious attempt to get their mitts into the most impressionable members of society.McTyre Park, a youth sports venue, was closed April 20th by the town of Pembroke Park due to a lack of public funds for upkeep. The park reopened this week after the town received an anonymous donation of $48,000.

On Thursday, the town manager revealed the money was donated by Rodriguez Charities, a charitable foundation cleverly designed to disguise the evil plans of two gentlemen’s cabarets, Cheetah South Florida of Hallandale Beach and Booby Trap, which is located near the park.

Booby Trap owner Philip Gori and friend Joe Rodriguez, who owns Cheetah and chairs the foundation, conceived the diabolical scheme after Rodriguez became concerned local sports teams would have no place to practice over the summer. Rodriguez’ son plays football in the park.

“Were just trying to be good neighbors,” Gori told the South Florida Sun-Sentinel.

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