INDONESIA — There’s no fool like a governmental fool, and if anyone working within East Java’s Indonesian government has any sense, they realize that they qualify for the term after local masseuses felt compelled to tell them where to get off – and they didn’t suggest that...

TAVARES, FL — Oh, what a difference a nipple makes. Depending on whether or not barely visible medical tape qualifies as enough of a cover-up for body-shy legislators and sex-negative neighbors, a Lake County strip club may find itself in hot water. According to the Orlando...

WASHINGTON, DC — The FBI has been running roughshod over American citizens’ rights to privacy, and Congress wants the bureau reined in.That’s the bipartisan message coming out of Washington this week, as legislators in both chambers begin hearings about the FBI’s alleged...

DUBAI — Sorry, conspiracy theorists. The mystery of the curiously cut communication cables has been solved, and the culprits weren’t terrorists or covert operatives of a shadow government.Instead, internet and telecommunications outages that crippled India, Pakistan, and...

BARCELONA — MySpace, AdultFriendFinder, and any number of telephone social networking services have an exotic new high tech kid on the block to contend with, thanks to the introduction of Private Media Group, Inc. and Pilgrim Telephone Inc.’s Intimate Connections.Now,...

NEW YORK CITY, NY —The only copy of the most notorious film of Marilyn Monroe’s career sold for $1.5 million recently – and her adoring fans will never see it. Sold by memorabilia collector Keya Morgan to a New York businessman and admirer of Monroe’s, the new owner has...

WASHINGTON, DC — Adult entertainment producer, director, distributor and erstwhile performer John “Buttman” Stagliano will be arraigned April 21st on eight federal counts including interstate transportation of obscenity and distributing obscenity to minors. A forfeiture...

DETROIT, MI — In the spring, a webmaster’s fancy turns to thoughts of affiliate profits – and this spring, ignorant but sexually generous schoolgirls eager for good grades will help make some webmasters’ fancies very happy.Launched the day before Tax Day,...

BEVERLY HILLS, CA – AdultVest Inc., an investment bank that concentrates on adult industry mergers and acquisitions, has acquired iPorn.com. The acquisition coincides with the firm’s online marketplace topping $7 billion in available capital for adult industry related...

JAPAN — What girl, desperate for a pit stop but worried about soiling her under and/or outer garments, hasn’t envied her penis-bearing friends their ability to just whip it out and let it whiz? While the question may be rhetorical, the solution is Wii. The gaming system, of...