NEWCASTLE UPON TYNE, ENGLAND — Men, prepare your psyches: Contrary to the comforting old adage, size is important when it comes to satisfying women.Researchers at Newcastle University have determined — through rigorous research, we’re sure — that the larger a man’s bank...

LONG ISLAND, NY — Was it only 15 years ago that a teenaged and dangerously obsessed Amy Fisher met the wife of her lover at the door and paid her respects with a gunshot to the back of the head? After spending seven years in the slam for the insult, the now-married Fisher...

CYBERSPACE — Consumption of video on adult websites peaks on Sunday mornings, according to statistics released by a video-on-demand website and internet analysis firm Hitwise.According to British VOD site FilmOn, 11:16 am GMT (3:16 am PT in the U.S.) on Sunday is “prime...

EDMONTON, CANADA — When one hears the term “Canadian beaver,” one can be forgiven for thinking of the four-footed rodent that is this country’s national symbol. But if Edmonton’s Real Productions has its way, people will soon be associating this term with a far more...

CANOGA PARK, CA — Social networking – everybody’s doing it and now that includes the Free Speech Coalition. Thanks to the inspiration of a new administration, membership director Joanne Cachapero struck on the bright idea of giving the FSC a more visible and contemporary...

WASHINGTON, DC — The United States Patent and Trademark Office has rejected a group of 20 patent claims put forward by a Japanese holding company that sought to enforce a four-year-old patent on subdomains.Subdomains are exactly what the word implies: subdivisions of a...

LONDON — Because they will receive no extra funding or support to enforce the U.K.’s new law targeting “extreme” pornography, British police departments do not intend to mount sweeping operations to ferret out the material on home computers, chiefs said Sunday.“The police...

LAKE FOREST, CA — Blazing Bucks affiliate webmasters do not want to make the same mistake as the ancient Greeks by underestimating the power of the beautiful Cassandra. In this case, the gorgeous brunette in question is no prophet cursed by Apollo but a petite and busty...

SAN DIEGO, CA — A student hoping to pursue a graduate degree in women’s studies plans to auction her virginity to the highest bidder to pay for her education.Natalie Dylan, 22, established a private auction through the Moonlight Bunny Ranch, a legal brothel in Nevada. To...

ATLANTA, GA — A federal appeals court in Atlanta, GA, ruled a woman has no standing to sue Playboy Entertainment Group, a Florida hotel corporation or a photographer over photos and video taken of her during a wet T-shirt contest seven years ago and subsequently posted to...