UNITED KINGDOM — If you’re thinking of launching a denial-of-service attack against a person or group that you don’t like, they’d best not be in the United Kingdom or you could get into big trouble.Although experts say that the attacks had previously...

AUSTRALIA — Women may insist otherwise, but men continue to believe that size counts, at least when it comes to their penises. Whether he agrees or not, Sean Ashby isn’t likely to claim otherwise any time soon — especially since it’s helping make his own...

OLD TOWNE GREENWOOD, IL — Mayor Charles Henderson apparently isn’t a man who takes failure with grace — at least not when it comes to lingerie shops.Henderson had vigorously spearheaded an attempt to keep XO Paradise from opening in Old Towne Greenwood, IL and,...

MONONA, WI — Thanks to the intervention of the local police force, the Monona Old Bastards group has cleaned up its act. Although its members may still be old and may indeed be bastards, the group’s quarterly meeting entertainment will no longer be...

PHILADELPHIA, PA – Attorneys for the American Civil Liberties Union presented their closing arguments Monday in the case ACLU v. Gonzales, the ACLU’s legal challenge of the Child Online Protection Act (COPA), legislation signed into law by then-President Bill Clinton in 1998.The...

BERLIN, CT – Whatever you call V.I.P of Berlin, don’t call it a “sex shop” in the presence of V.I.P. general manager Gary Porter.In a lawsuit filed earlier this month in federal court, V.I.P (Very Intimate Pleasures) states that its new store, which the company plans to open at a...

AMITE, LA – Nobody spoke an objection or raised a concern at the latest meeting of the Tangipahoa Parish Council, which included a unanimous vote to adopt a new, 26-page sexually oriented business ordinance crafted by the conservative Christian group the Alliance Defense Fund...

LONDON, UK — Men and women in western countries certainly claim to hold monogamy in high regard — but they also managed to rack up far more sexual conquests than any other area on the globe. This is among the findings determined by a team of researchers from the...

ROYSTON, UK — Is nothing sacred? Such may well be among the thoughts had by a rattled vicar and an angry town councilor. The latest travesty against decent, god-fearing, family-loving men is a bathroom located vending machine that sells scandalous products.Vibrators and...

CHICAGO, IL — Cindy Margolis, once the self-proclaimed “most downloaded woman on the internet,” appears poised for a return to the top of the bandwidth meter – via her first-ever full nude pictorial.In an interview with CNN, Margolis said her decision to pose for Playboy...