CUPERTINO, CA — A recent Tweet by Trent Reznor has announced that he and his Nine Inch Nails are finally able to fuck iPhone users like an animal. In an update posted by Reznor at 10:10 am on May 7th via TweetDeck to Twitter.com, Reznor stated that “NEWS FLASH: Apple has...

A New York woman has been charged with aggravated harassment after channeling Craigslist Lotharios to the mother of a schoolmate who the suspect said bullied her daughter.Margery Tannenbaum is accused of placing a “looking for sex” ad on the online classifieds service, and when...

LONDON, ENGLAND — A newsmagazine-style program that featured explicit graphics and frank discussions of sexuality in an educational context has been cleared of wrongdoing by Britain’s media regulator.Ofcom ruled Channel 4’s “Sex Education Show” conformed to all applicable...

KENYA — Pity the poor men of Kenya, denied sex by their women – including professional sex providers – for an entire week, all because they can’t put their sometimes violent political differences aside and work together like adults. So horrific was the week without sex that...

COLUMBIA, SC — South Carolina’s attorney general has given online classified ad service Craigslist 10 days to remove ads the AG feels are pornographic or face a criminal investigation.“It appears that the management of Craigslist has knowingly allowed the site to be used...

WASHINGTON, DC — Proposed federal legislation could send bloggers, forum posters, emailers and even telephone users to prison for up to two years if their online speech seems intended to “coerce, intimidate, harass, or cause substantial emotional distress to a person.”...

REXBURG, ID — Mayor Shawn Larsen is deeply concerned about the health and safety of the 27,000 plus bodies he has been elected to protect. Chief among his concerns this month is the damage that he is convinced pornography has done to his city and its families. That’s why he...

SAANICH, VICTORIA BC CANADA — When the urge to make love strikes some people simply cannot resist. Such appears to be the case for a couple of dumpster divers whose explorations went far beyond what was inside of discarded fast food wrappers. There wasn’t much that was...

SWINDON, ENGLAND — Americans aren’t the only ones who insist their beauty pageant contestants be pure as the driven snow.Apparently American pageant contestants aren’t the only ones who are willing to play dirty in order to gain an advantage, either. Lora Humphreys, 22,...

WASHINGTON PARK, IL — Unfortunately for Steven Harris, he will never have the chance to learn from his latest mistake — but perhaps others will. On Saturday night the security guard for Larry Flynt’s Hustler Club in Washington Park, IL managed to accidentally...