Skeletal Paris Hilton Destroys Porn Store Posters
TORONTO, CANADA — Some nights in Paris are better left forgotten – or so famous for being famous heiress Paris Hilton appears to believe when it comes to her infamous amateur porn tape, One Night in Paris. After seeing promotional posters for it in a Toronto, Canada adult video store, the poor impulse control riddled ex-prison chick allegedly barged in and began making her opinions on the subject known.Festively sporting a skeleton costume – or perhaps merely dieting beyond skinny for Repo: The Genetic Opera, which is filming in town with her as a performer — the outraged socialite went to pieces over her continued and perhaps only unwanted publicity.
According to the shop manager, Hilton demanded that employees remove the posters and stop selling the title.
Surveillance cameras captured the reluctant porn princess ripping down posters while angrily informing the astonished help that “You guys can’t use my image in a porn store! I’m going to call my lawyer and sue the shit out of this place!”
In case no one comprehended the passion behind her actions, Hilton continued, insisting that “I really want them down because they’re mean and this is not right. I’m really serious, this is disgusting. And I want the other ones, too, or I’m calling the fucking cops.”
Store owners claim that a half hour after the rampage, a man claiming to be Hilton’s manager entered the building and informed them that if any security footage containing the incident was ever shared, they would be sued for defamation of character. Given that the local press has seen the video in question, said manager may well be assembling Hilton’s team of creative legal professionals.
Meanwhile, the same shop owners say they’re in negotiation with two U.S. tabloids for exclusive rights to the costumed caper, with bids as high as $50,000 being discussed.
Now, that’s hot.