Scientists Clone Vicky Vette
By Peter Berton
YNOT – The only thing better than one Vicky Vette is … two. Or three. Or more. That’s the kind of logic fans of the popular MILF performer can apply, now that novelty manufacturer Doc Johnson has unveiled an inflatable clone. The Doc promised this is “the love doll that keeps on giving and giving and giving.”
Intrigued, YNOT.com went straight to the cougar’s mouth for more info.
YNOT.com: Tell us about your new doll.
Vicky Vette: The love doll is your good old-fashioned blow up doll — for use at frat parties, in your truck, the back seat of your car, to keep in your closet for a rainy day, to sit next to you in the HOV lane, or if you are so inclined, to have a romantic moment with. It’s got three holes to keep you busy and doesn’t talk back, no teeth … the perfect woman.
How did this product come about?
I have a toy deal with Doc Johnson. They suggested that a love doll would be a fun addition to my line of adult toys. We have a life-size “Pussy & Ass” and a handheld “Vicky Quickie” (a pocket-sized vagina). They suggested they would like to do a blowup doll with my face on it. Who wouldn’t want to have a blow up doll, so it was a go.
Is the love doll an accurate representation of you, or just a generic doll with a photo of your face?
If it was accurate, the chest would have been much bigger! They apparently don’t make lifelike blowup dolls with double-Ds. We did a ton of photos of my face looking like I had genitalia in my mouth, and they made a silk screen out of [the best one].
How many other productions of you exist — various parts and such?
So far the Pussy & Ass and the Vicky Quickie, but there are plans to add my mouth.
Philosophical question: If you came home and found your partner having sex with a Vicky Vette Love Doll, would he be cheating?
Only if my partner pops a hole in it! [laughter] That’s the beauty of a love doll: You can have the fantasy without the fear of a divorce. I have to believe that a woman would much rather prefer a husband boning a blowup doll than a local stripper, right? Why not have a threesome with it for practice?
For more about the Vicky Vette Love Doll, visit DocJohnson.com. For more about Vette, visit VickyAtHome.com.