Porn Stars’ Best and Worst Valentine’s Day Gifts
PITTSBURGH – A new YouTube video explores the amusing side of Valentine’s Day…from the point of view of several adult performers.
Adult Empire, which created the video, discovered some people don’t enjoy the Valentine’s gifts they receive. So, in the spirit of education, the online retailer sought advice from the professionals: Aidra Fox, Jesse Jane, Keisha Grey, Abella Danger and Missy Martinez. In the three-minute video clip, the ladies chatted with Adult Empire’s Becky and Chelsea live during the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo in January about their favorite, and least appreciated, gift moments in Valentine’s Day history.
Many of the performers, like Fox, went for romance: “One of my ex-girlfriends made me this gigantic card with a huge, long poem on the inside”).
Others, like Martinez, adopted a more practical, and humorous, perspective.
“The best gift I’ve ever received on Valentine’s Day gift was a Valtrex prescription,” she said.
Valtrex is an antiviral medication used to treat several sexually transmitted diseases.
Jesse Jane’s favorite gift was a pair of Louis Vuitton heels (“I was like, ‘You’re getting laid so good tonight!”), while Grey stated the obvious: “You know, some good sex… and maybe some chocolate. Actually, no. Definitely some chocolate!”
Danger lived up to her name, preferring an adventurous Valentine’s Day gift: “The best was definitely getting fucked really, really, really, really, really great over the balcony of this amazing hotel. It was kind of beautiful, because I thought I was going to fall off.”
Whatever she receives for Valentine’s Day this year, Martinez promised to keep fans in the loop.
“Bad Valentine’s Day? Usually I don’t do anything for it, but this year is probably going to be absolutely horrible,” she said. “I’ll Live Tweet it, of course.”