Pleasure Product Review: The Womanizer
Today’s Product:
Womanizer Clitoral Stimulator
Price: $189 USD; Limited Edition $549 USD
Manufacturer: Epi24
Features: PleasureAir touch-less stimulation; produces fast, often multiple, orgasms; high power; multi-speed; rechargeable lithium battery; two-year warranty
Materials: ABS plastic with medical silicone head
Size: 160 x 50 mm
Includes: Womanizer®, zipper box, spare heads, USB charging adapter, USB charging cable, operating manual
Perfect for: Anyone with a clitoris who wants instant orgasms
It’s a vibrator! It’s a clitoral sucker! No… It’s the Womanizer!
I don’t know what the heck it is or care what it is called. All I know it is the most effective orgasmic clit-blasting pleasure toy ever made.
The first time I used the Womanizer, I came in fewer than five seconds. Then I tried it again less than a minute later and had an uncontrollable explosive squirting orgasm. I lay there mystified, quaking and unable to move. This thing is freaking amazing.
Warning: The Womanizer is addictive.
So, what is the Womanizer?
It is a small, handheld sex toy with a funnel-shaped clitoral sucker on the end that also vibrates. The funnel/sucker fits around the entire clitoris and provides mild vacuum suction to suck the clitoral head inside. Then it also applies “pulsating pressure waves” (vibrations) all around to cause out-of-control spontaneous orgasms.
The Womanizer comes in eight snazzy designs: Red Rose, Black Leopard, Blue Crocodile, Pink Crocodile, Black Tattoo, Fuchsia Snow Leopard, Purple Crystal Dreams and Black Leopard Crystals. I think they look totally très chic, très hip, très sexy.
This toy has only two buttons: one for ON/OFF and a big “gem” button to cycle through the intensity settings. I think I had my setting halfway to full when I had the first orgasm. (I can’t remember the exact setting because it blew my mind…literally.) I couldn’t stand playing at full power, as the sensations were crazy extreme.
The Womanizer is rechargeable. Plug in and recharge for four hours to get 90 minutes of orgasms. If you climax every five seconds, that’s, like, a zillion orgasms…but who’s counting?
These beauties are made of 100-percent body-safe materials: a plastic case with a silicone suction head. The Limited Edition Swarovski Womanizers are decorated with Swarovski Crystals, the ultimate in luxury, and sell for $549.00 USD.
After play, wash the device with a damp cloth or sex toy wipes. The silicone head comes off so you can wash it separately.
The Womanizer comes in a pink plastic storage case, great for travel or storage, and is ultra-sturdy so will keep the product safe and sound.
I don’t know what else to say about this toy, other than it is the crack cocaine of sex toys. Seriously addictive. Every woman should have a Womanizer.
Visit PinkCherry.com (or PinkCherry.ca if shopping in Canada) for more details and purchasing info.