YNOT – In a move that’s certainly designed to amuse and entertain, adult entertainment studio Pink Visual has announced that they are building a massive bunker to “Ride Out the 2012 Apocalypse.”
Pink Visual spokesman Quentin Boyer says of the project: “When we first began discussing this project, our initial vision wasn’t particularly ambitious. The idea was to create a shelter capable of sustaining only the Pink Visual staff and members of our immediate families. Then we started to think of all the performers, fans and business partners that helped make Pink Visual the success it is today, and we simply couldn’t bear the thought of leaving all those wonderful people behind to face the End of Days.”
Pink Visual, naturally, won’t say where this bunker is, but they have been forthcoming with a few tantalizing details.
“(It’s) far more than a mere bomb shelter or subterranean survivalist enclave,” said Boyer. “[Pink Visual] intends to ride out the 2012 apocalypse in style.”
Style meaning fully-stocked bars, an enormous performing stage and sophisticated content production studio.
“We’re not building this thing just to eke out a few more months of a deprived, downscaled existence,” Boyer added. “Our goal is nothing less than to survive the apocalypse to come in comfort and luxury, whether that catastrophe takes the form of fireballs flung Earthward by an all-seeing deity, extended torrential rainfall, Biblical rapture, an earthquake-driven mega-tsunami, radioactive flesh-eating zombies, or some combination of the above. We also intend to maintain our website update schedule throughout the ordeal, even if those websites are only available on the bunker’s self-contained local network by that time.”
As for who will be able to ride out any number of disasters in this architectural apocalyptic attraction, all Pink Visual will say is that they are “actively and vigorously debating” who will be partying and who will be left outside to die. The winners will “likely include both merit-based and random selections, with Pink Visual performers, active site members and twitter followers getting priority over the general public.”
