SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA — A burglar broke into a neighbor’s house and used a bottle of toilet cleaner and a vacuum cleaner as sex toys.The court recently got to hear how Jamie Lacey, stoned on something or other, went through the house he broke into in late 2004. Lacey scattered porno mags around the house’s bathroom and fashioned a sex toy of a bottle of toilet cleaner, a rubber glove and a piece of wood, The Brisbane Times reported.

Lacey was arrested last year after his DNA was matched to DNA found on the rubber glove and was sentenced to a year of community service for his transgressions against cleaning products.