SAN FRANCISCO, Calif. – Curious beasts that we are, sometimes humans don’t show much sense when interacting with wild animals. You can see the evidence of this tendency on YouTube, on Animal Planet shows featuring Australian men who run around grabbing venomous snakes for no good reason – and now, apparently, on Brazzers.

No, Damion Dayski doesn’t try to fuck a Komodo dragon or go stick his tongue somewhere a baboon doesn’t appreciate, but he does meddle in the affairs of a wild MILF, an activity which carries certain risks of its own.

In “Horny MILF in the Wild,” we are presented with Penny Barber, who has pulled over to the side of the road for a quick wank, as wild MILFs are wont to do, evidently. Penny is there, minding her own business (so to speak), when Damion walks by, sporting a backpack, a skateboard, an inquisitive mind and the sort of poor judgment that often lands a person in the local poison control center, explaining why they thought it a good idea to eat a mushroom growing off the stump of some random tree in the forest.

Spotting Penny pleasuring herself, Damion does exactly what you’d expect from a modern, judgment-challenged young man: He begins filming her on his phone. When Penny notices this, you might expect her to scream and cover herself, maybe threaten to call the cops on this Peeping Damion who has stumbled across her private moment. But Poppy is a MILF in the wild, not just some tame house MILF, so she has something else in mind.

Penny tells Damion to get into her car and drive him to her place – which, surprisingly, isn’t a scary cave in the middle of the forest. After they kiss a bit, Damion goes down on Penny, savoring the flavor of natural, free-range MILF, perhaps for the first time in his life. Penny then sucks his dick (some wild MILF behaviors are very similar to that of their domestic cousins, it seems), then hops on board for a ride. They fuck in a variety of positions, she eats a couple raw squirrels and rolls around in the dirt a bit and then Damion shoots his load in her pussy, raising the possibility of a domestic/wild MILF hybrid child, as foretold in the Book of MILFdom.

“You should never disturb a horny MILF in the wild,” Penny warned, “it’s a rarity, and you must proceed with caution. I caught Damion filming me, and he had to come home and fuck me. A dick always makes me cum harder than my hand.”

You can watch the amazing new nature documentary “Horny MILF in the Wild” now, only on the Discovery Channel Brazzers.com.

Appropriately enough for a wild MILF, Penny Barber is self-booking. To get her on your set, contact her via email at miss.penny.barber@gmail.com with the scene type, what’s entailed and the pay rate. (Do not simply solicit her if you see her masturbating by the side of the road somewhere; you aren’t Damion Dayski and it might not work out as well for you.)