LOS ANGELES – An award-winning sex toy company is offering a month’s supply of disposable fun to a young couple whose mortifying family mix-up is making the rounds online. The duo got the surprise of a lifetime after their 2-year-old niece confused a bright pink cock ring for a brand-new wristwatch and proceeded to present the bauble to every adult in the house.

It seems the child’s uncle forgot to stow the sex toy and now must endure the wrath of his family … at least until Screaming O’s shipment of disposable vibrating rings arrives at his doorstep.

“There’s no match for the hellbent curiosity of a kid, and privacy and discretion is key — which is why so many people love Screaming O’s disposable, body-safe sex toys,” Screaming O representative Conde Aumann said. “We want Ben [the uncle] and his girlfriend to be able to connect with each other without fear of another awkward family moment, which is why we’ve got a month’s supply of disposable vibrating rings ready and waiting for them.”

Screaming O specializes in affordable and disposable cock rings (mini vibes, too) designed to make quickies — and anything else couples with kids can make time for — feel more satisfying for both partners.

“Even the most clever storage solutions are no match for snooping roommates, so why spend time and money experimenting with ‘discreet storage’ when you can just throw your worries away?” Aumann said. “We can’t wait to hear how Ben and his girlfriend enjoy their new sex toy swag.”

The now-viral — and forever-embarrassing — story has taught an important lesson in the intricate art of childcare. The key takeaway: Keep your sex toys far, far, far out of reach of prying hands and snooping minds — or stock up on disposable sex toys. Just be sure to bury the used items in the bottom of the trash can.

Screaming O offers a sizable selection of disposable toys:
Screaming O Vibrating Ring
FingO Tips
ColorPop Quickie Two-O disposable vibrating ring
ColorPoP Big O disposable vibrating cock ring
GO Q quickie vibe ring with perineum massage
GO powerful quickie cock ring
Ling O tongue vibe for enhance oral sex
GO Stix super-slim mini vibrator

For more information, visit ScreamingO.com.