Mr. Man Sizes Up 2021’s Biggest (and Smallest) Penises in Hollywood
Mr. Man, the Number One Authority on Male Celebrity Nudity, scopes the dimensions of this year’s Grow-ers and Show-ers in Hollywood – with an inch-by-inch countdown of the biggest and smallest members of film and television’s most-wanted stars.
In the Number One pole position is Ben Affleck, who has generously shared his well-hung gifts in six full-frontal onscreen scenes, followed very closely by the famously-endowed Michael Fassbender, whose eye-popping gratuitous nudity in 2011’s Shame still has us spellbound. At Number Three is Watchmen’s Yahya Abdul-Mateen II, who recently told W Magazine that “being naked on set is liberating!”
Liam Neesom, Ewan McGregor, Omar Epps, Viggo Mortensen, Antonio Banderas, Colin Farrell and Justin Theroux round out the Top 10 of biggest bulges, followed by Robert DeNiro, Harvey Keitel, Alexander Skarsgård, Daniel Craig and Richard Gere.
In the ‘more of a Grow-er than a Show-er’ category, Tom Hardy, Tom Cruise, Jude Law, Leo DiCaprio and Terrence Howard are comparatively on the smaller side of the spectrum, choosing to trade on their considerable charm, talent and good looks rather than their man meat.
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