SAN MATEO, CA — Better known for such light-hearted and family friendly games as Crazy Penguin Catapult, Brick Breaker Revolution, Tower Bloxx Deluxe, and Street Soccer, game developer and publisher Digital Chocolate now offers the perfect mobile How-To game for adult entrepreneurs: Strip Club Manager.Thanks to Digital Chocolate, even dancer slag on a budget can live the nearly naked dulce vita by managing his or her very own virtual cell phone strip club. Satisfaction and Money meters assure management that the good times are continuing to bump and grind, while downloadable upgrades allow for improvements including lighting, poles, wait staff, and more.

Managers can hire dancers, host wet t-shirt contests, purchase furniture, and even add security guards and DJs. A Lap Dance mini game allows players to bring in even more money for their little slice of stripper heaven.

A mere 268KB allows access to three clubs from the ground up; starting with a modest club and earning opportunities to rise to the pinnacle of gentlemen’s club success. The key, just as in real life, is matching the right dancers to the right customers. With everything from gangbangers to cowboys sitting at the rack, there are plenty of chances to learn about crowd dynamics, stripper personalities, and keeping the customer satisfied.

Players don’t have to be totally OCD in order to keep their club afloat. Whether merely fantasy or based on cherry picked real life examples, the clubs in Strip Club Manager practically run themselves – but that doesn’t mean there aren’t plenty of crisis to resolve. After all electricity goes out and customers sometimes need to be bounced.

Given the state of the economy and the mood of legislators, www.DigitalChocolate.com may have created the best possible solution for those who’d love to be in charge of their very own strip club, but prefer not to deal with the nasty legal complexities of the meat world.