HOLLYWOOD, Calif. – Back when I was a younger man, in a strange moment of irrational behavior, I retained the services of a personal trainer who also, I’d come to find out, was a world-class masochist. He’d work me until I puked – and show a disconcerting degree of satisfaction and amusement as he’d watch me hurl on the floor of his gym.

On the bright side, my personal trainer never took it upon himself to fuck me in the ass, before, during or after my puking. For that, I’m grateful, I guess?

Speaking of personal trainers fucking people in the ass, in the new Marvin Love-directed Brazzers scene “Ass to Grass or Anal Pass??,” Mick Blue is a personal trainer who does exactly that to Katalina Kyle.

In the new scene, Mick plays a personal trainer with a reputation for pushing his clients hard. Or maybe that should be pounding his clients hard? Katalina Kyle and Gypsy Rose are roommates who have retained Mick and are looking for fast results.

We join the action with the ladies running on their mats and doing planking exercises, but they quickly tire and take a break. Gypsy opts to use her break to suck Mick’s dick, which probably doesn’t help much with hydration, but I suppose it does offer her neck muscles a bit of a workout.

Katalina, who has gone looking for her workout buddy, finds Mick standing awkwardly in the kitchen, which stems from the fact Gypsy in on her knees sucking his dick on the other side of the kitchen landing at the time. Thinking quickly, Mick assigns Katalina to do 20 pushups and 15 squats on the spot.

Katalina, who apparently has had enough of all this non-sex exercise, rips open her yoga pants to expose her puckered butthole, which is basically the Sirens to Mick’s Odysseus. Like a heat-seeking flesh-missile, Mick’s cock homes in on Katalina’s anus and scores a direct hit in standing doggystyle. From there the workout is mostly about stretching Katalina’s asshole from a variety of positions – just like they teach at Planet Fitness, which a lot of people don’t realize is a shortened version of the parent company’s full, official name, “Planet Fitness Big Ol’ Cock in Your Ass.”

“I’m glad Mick is not my trainer, or I’d be in a lot of trouble,” Marvin Love said. “The girls definitely got a workout, but not the one they planned on. But seriously, Mick, Katalina, and Gypsy made the day on set a lot of fun, and it went by fast. I can’t wait to work with them again.”

You can get some anal workout pointers now, by watching “Ass to Grass or Anal Pass??” on Brazzers.com.