ORANGE, CA — Say what you will about Minnie Mouse and her flouncy polka-dot dress and utterly obvious underpants, she’s one hot piece of mouse flesh. Or such seems to be the opinion of at least one Disney World attendee whose desire for the she-rodent could not be restrained during a recent visit to the whimsical theme park.John William Moyer is a 60-year-old Pennsylvania man who could not keep his hands off of the lady mouse, although his adult son insists that he’s “a good man, he’s a nice guy,” who would never touch a woman inappropriately.

Not even a mouse woman.

Nice guys don’t generally grope the boobs on a Disney character, however, not even the costumed kind.

Yet that is precisely what Moyer has been charged – and convicted of having done.

“The verdict reinforces the fact that this type of behavior is not acceptable,” announced Walt Disney World representative Zoraya Suarez.

Moyer, who has also been banned from all Disney resorts, now awaits sentencing for misdemeanor battery after groping the woman playing Minnie Mouse at Walt Disney World this past June.

In addition to any jail time or fines he may have to serve or pay, Moyer has been ordered by Judge Wayne Shoemaker to write a letter of apology to Brittney Duncan McGoldrick, whose breasts were groped by Moyer during his visit. He is currently under 180 days of supervised probation, must may $1,000 in court costs, may be required to submit to a mental health evaluation and must complete 50 hours of community service within four months.

According to Duncan McGoldrick, when she realized that Moyer was groping her, “My first reaction, I just pushed him down. I was doing anything I could to get his hands off of my breasts.”

Moyer, who has never been in any kind of trouble with the law before, denied the accusations, however, insisting that “I am innocent. I am not guilty of the crimes that I’ve been charged with.”