Long Life Ends for Famed Penis Extending Matriarch
INDONESIA — There aren’t many grandmother’s that a man can turn to for penis extension advice and assistance – and with the death of the famed recluse, Mak Erot, there is one less. Kompas.com reports that Erot lived her life – all 101 to 130 years of it, depending on who’s reporting – in Caringin, a village on the western coast of Java.
Although she is said to have preferred a quiet life, she nonetheless attracted hoards of men who swore by her simple methods for enlarging the male sex organ. By the time she passed away last week, her clinics had attracted untold numbers of imitators, some of whom even used images of her rocky facial features to add credibility to their services.
Male descendants have jealously guarded the secrets to her success in order to preserve their integrity, but the elderly woman who used traditional herbs and Islamic prayer in order to turn men into sexual stallions was a familiar icon in everything from ads to comedic teen romance movies.