Legal Sex Worker: “Don’t Release Robert Kraft Sex Tape!”
A sex worker and porn star from a legal brothel near Las Vegas, Nevada, is speaking up about recent revelations that footage of Patriots owner Robert Kraft has been leaked and is being shopped around to news outlets like The Blast.
Sybil Stallone, a licensed courtesan from legal brothel Sheri’s Ranch, believes that there’s an important lesson to be learned from the Robert Kraft scandal, but she is outraged that individuals are trying to profit from the ongoing humiliation that Kraft is enduring.
“This is an example of everything that’s wrong with the illegal prostitution industry, and why public figures should visit legal Nevada brothels to get their rocks off instead of unscrupulous massage parlors that cannot ensure their client’s privacy.” Stallone said. “Robert Kraft is becoming a textbook example of the downward spiral of humiliation that could afflict a notable person when they’re busted for soliciting an illegal prostitute.”
“But enough is enough. I’m fairly certain that the Robert Kraft video footage has zero entertainment or arousal value as a piece of pornography,” she said. “Robert Kraft is no Kim Kardashian. It should never see the light of day.”
Stallone said that Sheri’s Ranch has just launched a new automated sex tape room powered by a voice-controlled Amazon virtual assistant for patrons yearning to make their own private sex tape with porn stars and take it home as a memento of their brothel experience.
“For several months now, Sheri’s Ranch has been cranking out sex tapes for people that actually want to be filmed with sex workers, but our sex tapes are never leaked to the public,” she said.
“If Robert Kraft did it right, and visited me here at the brothel, not only would he never have been arrested, but he would have his very own professionally-produced sex tape for his eyes only,” Stallone said.
“He could have been reliving the moments he shared with me in the privacy of his own home, instead of worrying about millions of curious people seeing him in flagrante delicto at a seedy spa.”
Pics of Sybil Stallone: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1bL_iVVaaRDeu5Lim4scB65Pw4fSOr7ZF?usp=sharing
Sheri’s Ranch is located at 10551 Homestead Road, Pahrump, NV 89061. For more information about Sheri’s, visit the official website.