Jenna Jameson Officially Becomes a MILF
NEWPORT BEACH, CA — Add “MILF” to the long list of adjectives that can now be associated with adult entertainment superstar turned UFC champ love oven, Jenna Jameson. According to AVN.com, porn Hall of Famer Jameson fulfilled one of her dearest dreams by giving birth to twin boys this morning.
As has been reported in nearly every print and online publication known to man, the proud father of the double bundles is former UFC champion, Tito Ortiz.
The couple’s love story has gushed down the pages of Jameson’s MySpace blog, including her joy at viewing an ultrasound showing her then-fetal boys and Ortiz’ professions of luck and thanks regarding the one-time porn empresses’ willingness to bear his seed.
Alas for those who hope statements like “I have never felt more like a woman, or more alive” might hint at a return to on-screen sexiness, Jameson washed her hands of the industry during the 2008 AVN Awards, after having made to sure to first point out her importance to the industry.
However, Jameson and her ex-husband, Jay Grdina, continue to cash checks from Club Jenna – so perhaps there’s still hope.