HOLLYWOOD, Calif. – The kids these days… what are you going to do, am I right? If they aren’t ceaselessly doomscrolling on their phones, they’re engaged in marathon videogaming sessions that lead them to think absurd things like “pussy is overrated.”

In her latest appearance for TeamSkeet, Jade Greene is stuck with a stepson, Nicky Rebel, who has reached the irrational conclusion mentioned above. Making matters worse, Nicky shouts and wails as he plays, apparently frustrated at the lack of cover fire he’s getting from his fellow pretend soldiers.

Hoping to pry him away from the controller, Jade asks Nicky if he’s interested in going out with girls, but Nicky thinks girls are overrated – and he makes this claim without even citing what girls are rated on Yelp or Rotten Tomatoes!

Clearly, something must be done. Jade’s solution probably isn’t in the parenting manual, but ultimately, I don’t think Nicky will complain much. Donning sexy black lingerie, stockings and high heels, Jade declares “game over” and begins training Nicky in a more useful skill than those he’s developing playing Call of Duty: pleasuring a woman.

Jade starts the lesson by having Nicky fondle her ass and suck her nipples, before squatting on his face to give him a taste of her pussy. Despite his total lack of experience, he proves capable with his tongue.

Jade than introduces her stepson to the wonders of having his dick sucked – and by then, the video game has been well and truly forgotten. By the time he’s done plowing his stepmom’s pussy in a variety of positions, Nicky fully understands neither girls nor pussy are overrated, a triumph of homeschooling, if ever there was one.

“It was fascinating to give Nicky a little sex education as my stepson, but I think my teaching worked from his moaning, hard breathing, and the giant load he dropped in me,” Jade said. “Pussies are one of the greatest gifts and definitely not overrated. I hope my fans enjoy this scene as much as Nicky enjoyed his sex ed lesson.”

You can catch “Let Your Stepmommy Show You Why Pussies Are Not Overrated” now on TeamSkeet.com.