HotMovies Snags Exclusive Deal on Kitschy TV Parodies
YNOT – Philadelphia-based video-on-demand provider HotMovies has signed an exclusive deal to bring X-Play Media’s sexploitation of television’s 1970s, ’80s and ’90s shameless exploitation to HotMovies’ online VOD network.
Director Will Ryder’s porn parodies Not the Brady Bunch XXX and Not the Cosby Show XXX, among others, will air all month long at HotMovies.com.
“In the distant past, before reality TV and high-speed mobile connections, an entire generation was raised on sitcoms like The Brady Bunch and Married with Children, which were all unintentionally steeped in sexual tension,” said HotMovies Director of Business Development James Cybert. “Now the people who watched those shows are all grown up, and they want to see some fucking porn.
Even though the original titles were released a year or more ago, “series like Not the Brady Bunch XXX and Not the Cosby Show XXX are still really popular X-Play titles that bring sex to our favorite shows from back in the day,” Cybert continued. “I’ve waited a long time to see an actual threesome on Three’s Company. I just wish [the late actor and Three’s Company co-star] Don Knotts could be here to see this.”
Although many of Ryder’s tours de farce are based on classic sitcoms and action series — Not Bionic Woman & the Six Million Dollar Man XXX, Not Charlie’s Angels XXX and Not MASH XXX, for example — others take a decidedly snarky jab at more contemporary fare. Not Jennifer Lopez XXX: An American Idol stars Renae Cruz as a pornified version of the celebrity People Magazine named “the most beautiful woman of 2011.” Not Charlie Sheen’s House of Whores XXX takes a well-deserved poke at America’s favorite bad-boy actor whose real life allegedly reads like a substance-abuse counselor’s caseload.
“These new spoofs are a post-modern triumph,” Cybert said, “but really I just want to see Lee Majors and Lindsay Wagner do it. Unless someone has some long-lost sex tapes, I’ll take Bree Olsen and Dale Dabone [instead].”
HotMovies’ affiliate program, MovieDollars, pays 20-percent lifetime recurring revshare.