LOS ANGELES, CA — Some political pundits have wondered what will happen to GOP vice-presidential pick and infamous “pitbull with lipstick,” Alaskan governor Sarah Palin if Sen. John McCain’s bid for the White House fails in November. Playboy magazine publisher and corporate pater, Hugh Hefner, has a suggestion. According to OK! magazine, Hefner thinks 44-year-old mother of either four or five Palin would be the perfect political MILF to grace the glossy, full-color pages of an upcoming issue.

“Palin would make a great centerfold,” the magazine quotes Hef as observing. “I don’t know what it is, but there’s something about a really sexy looking woman wearing glasses. Imagine what she’s like when those glasses come off. I would be a new definition of the world ‘vice’ in vice president.”

Palin’s qualifications for posing in Playboy are excellent and include not only placing second in the Miss Alaska pageant decades ago and taking six years at five colleges to graduate with a BA in journalism, but also a short gig as a sportscaster during the late 80s – and a fit body that apparently allowed her to appear utterly unfertilized while mere hours from giving birth.