Hacker Uses Porn Star’s Twitter to Promote Lame Pop Music
LOS ANGELES – Porn star Sasha McTush, winner of the 2015 AVN Award for Best Drooling in a Face-Fuck Scene, has denied being a fan of pop-music performers Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus and The Jonas Brothers, blaming tweets filled with links to videos from such artists on “foreign hackers associated with the global music industry.”
“I tots LUVS me some Biebs,” read one of the tweets, which linked to a video for the song “Boyfriend” on Bieber’s official YouTube channel. The tweet also sported several hashtags, including #ISawHisAbsNowImABelieber. A subsequent tweet claimed McTush was “twerking my AZZZ off like Miley” to the Jonas Brothers track “That’s Just the Way We Role.”
“I categorically deny any connection to these tweets,” McTush said in a statement released Wednesday. “First, anybody who is familiar with my Twitter persona knows I do not write like that. Whoever composed the tweets lacks the education, mannerisms and class for which I am known.
“Second, I think all of these bands are totally uber-lame,” she continued. “I am a punk rock purist, so I only listen to the truly groundbreaking pioneers, artists and bands who go all the way back to the beginning of punk — like Green Day, Blink 182 and Fall Out Boy.”
Gossip columnist Bordough Marriott said he’s not sure he buys McTush’s excuse at face value, citing previous posts and tweets made by the rising porn starlet.
“This is a girl who once posted a selfie showing her at a Taylor Swift concert,” Marriot noted in a recent blog post. “Last time I checked, Taylor is not the lead singer of Sum 41, much less The Sex Pistols.
“To her credit, Sasha showed some savvy by quickly removing the selfie — but some of us never forget, and have an inexplicable amount of time on our hands to dig up embarrassing things about famous people we deeply, achingly envy but towards whom we really enjoy acting morally superior.”
Adult industry IT consultant Bilbo Defraggins said while claims of hacked social media accounts are more common than actual incidents, there have been many examples of verified celebrity account hacking.
“One example is the time Harrison Ford’s Instagram account got filled up with posts about Clairol’s Jazzing Temporary Hair Color and pictures of what were, purportedly, his favorite feminine hygiene products,” Defraggins said. “Initially, a lot of people just figured the ectomorph he dates ‘borrowed’ his account for a while, but when it was investigated it turned out to be industrial espionage undertaken by a group of North Korean mercenary hackers who favor guerrilla marketing tactics as a means to promote the products of their largely Western, aggressively capitalistic client base.”
Social marketing consultant Dean Broman said while McTush’s brand probably hasn’t suffered too much damage as a result of the incident, she “definitely has some damage control to do.”
“In the age of social media, image is everything,” Broman said. “When you’re a tattoo-covered porn star who has spent months crafting an image of being rash, tough, in-your-face and edgy, the last thing you need is people thinking you’re dancing around your apartment listening to bubblegum bands and contrived creatures of some famous cartoon mouse’s international marketing machine.”
Broman said McTush has already taken the right first step by distancing herself from the tweets — assuming she’s giving the straight story.
“If she really has been hacked, my heart goes out to her,” Broman said. “While people will accept someone like Floyd Mayweather hanging out with Bieber — mostly because Mayweather long ago established his street cred by repeatedly beating various women to a bloody pulp — Sasha doesn’t have the same sort of track record or criminal record, so they might wonder more what she’s really about.
“Of course, if it turns out she really is a Belieber, she’s done,” he added. “She might be able to reinvent herself as a slightly naughty cam girl or something, but her days as an outrageous, rebellious star of extreme gonzo porn would be over.”
Thus far, there doesn’t seem to be much direct evidence to contradict or support McTush’s claim of being hacked. For her part, McTush says she’s moving on and leaving the controversy behind her.
“It doesn’t do me any good to worry about hackers and haters,” McTush said. “I have places to be, people to meet and dicks to suck, so I can’t afford to dwell on the past.”