God to Pius X High School: Don’t Mess with Val Midwest
By Peter Berton
YNOT — Newbie porn starlet Val Midwest (a.k.a Valerie Dodds) has never forgiven students and teachers from her alma mater – Pius X High School in Lincoln, Nebraska – for condemning Val’s decision to enter the adult industry.
Most people would simply respond by becoming biter, but not Val. She snuck on campus one night to shoot a no-holds-barred sex show.
“I held nothing back I used my fingers, my toys and even my crucifix in my pussy,” she posted on her website. “Now when you say all those nasty things about me you have a good reason.”
In counter-response, the Lincoln Police Department charged Val Midwest with trespassing and public nudity. Not one to be bullied, Val then turned up outside her old school nude – except for pasties and pasties; a smart move that kept her shapely display within the law.
Val’s daylight protest – related to a 1996 city law that bans public nudity — brought three police cars and six cops to the scene. A photo at the scene shows her clutching a ticket for her earlier ‘offense’ — obviously delighted at the stir she’s causing in God’s Country.
“I am sure this won’t be the last you hear about this,” wrote Val through her website. “Only in Lincoln or make-believe movies does stuff like this really happen lol.”
(Editor’s Note: YNOT expects to be hearing – and hopefully seeing – a lot more of Val Midwest in the months to come!)