Flavor Flav Gets Unlimited Lifetime Porn Supply from E-tailer
CYBERSPACE — Member of influential rap group Public Enemy/noted reality TV star Flavor Flav recently accepted the gift of free rental porn for life from online adult retail site SugarDVD.com.In a statement of gratitude over the gift, Flav enthused, “I want to give a shout out to SugarDVD and thank them for giving me a VIP card and the gift of a lifetime! I have to say, NO one has ever done that for your boy before.”
Company spokesperson Angie H. told YNOT, “SugarDVD works with high-profile celebrities on a regular basis. We have offered this particular gift to Tori Spelling and Adam Carolla with great
success and when we became aware of Flavor’s love of porn there was no question about who was next on our list. With casting for his hit show (“Flavor of Love”) starting up and his Comedy Central roast around the corner, the hype around Flavor couldn’t be more incredible.”
Company CEO Jax added, “Public Enemy was a leader in the hip-hop movement and continues to entertain and influence people around the world. We are proud to have the one and only Hypeman, Flavor Flav accept our exclusive VIP lifetime membership.”
As far as what titles Flav has picked up from the website so far, Angie coyly answered with a slight smile, “That is between Flavor and SugarDVD.”