LOS ANGELES – Whoever invented sporks should be shot. Not quite a spoon, not quite a fork, the ubiquitous piece of plasticware is entirely useless — and it’s ugly, to boot. Nevertheless, certain fast-food joints insist on inflicting the vile utensils on the public as though the public couldn’t spot a cheap trick when we see one.

The Screaming O has embarked on a mission to change the way the world views sporks…by creating one that’s not only useful, but in the right hands can be a great deal of fun.

Screaming O’s Spork is a unique all-purpose pleasure tool made to handle the kinds of carnal adventures that ordinary sex toys simply can’t. With multiple stimulation surfaces, 100-percent True Silicone™ construction, and an easy-to-use waterproof design, the Spork gives users an almost unlimited for enhancing solo and partnered sex.

The Spork features an unconventional shape housing three pleasure surfaces designed for distinctly different feelings. The smooth, spoon-like end massages sensitive areas with a wide surface area perfect for cupping the clitoris or cradling the testicles. The soft and flexible fork-like extension pinpoints vibration on the nipples, clitoris, testicles or any erogenous zones that respond to direct simulation.

The device also can be a fun way to incorporate vibration during intercourse: Simply wear the Spork by positioning the penis between the fork-like ends at the base of the body, which allows the powerful vibrator to stimulate the partner in all kinds of sexual positions.

The Spork is durable, reusable and powered by Screaming O’s signature Better Bullet, a mini vibe that buzzes with enough power to satisfy even the most seasoned sex toy user.

“The Spork is cool for so many reasons,” Screaming O Account Executive Conde Aumann said. “Its shape alone turns heads and starts conversations on the store floor, which is one of the reasons why retailers love it. With a sea of traditional products on the wall, the Spork stands out and gives shoppers something fresh and new to try, and we’ve included visual icons on the back of each package to show consumers each unique way to enjoy it.

“The Spork makes it fun and easy for people to experiment and see how the Spork can become their new favorite bedroom adventure tool,” she added.

For bulk or wholesale orders, contact your preferred distributor or email conde@thescreamingo.com.