LONDON — Everyone has heard of the Mile High Club – but what do you call having sex on the lawn surrounding Windsor Castle? How about “indecent” and “illegal?”That’s what one overly amorous couple has discovered, much to their police record’s dismay.

The duo, intoxicated not merely by one another’s presence, apparently concluded that a lovely Sunday afternoon was the perfect time to get down and dirty on the Windsor Castle park lawn, in spite of the presence of tourists and sentries alike. Given the presence of not only Queen Elizabeth II herself but so many other hungry eyes, it’s no surprise that the public tryst ended before the pop shot could fly.

“The couple did not care who was looking,” one witness told The Sun, explaining that they “just kept going as if they were in their own bedroom.”

Although 2257 paperwork was not likely collected, Japanese tourists are said to have filmed the hot live park lawn fornication and didn’t stop until police arrived on the scene.

After indulging in a meal and a variety of adult beverages, the horny honeys walked from a nearby restaurant and began feeding their carnal hungers on a grassy rise outside of the castle.

According to Mark Robinson, who saw the whole thing, “One window from the guardroom opened up and when a soldier saw what was going on, he told his mates – and lots of windows opened up.”

Doors attached to the Thomas Valley Police vehicles also opened up – to let loose a collection of officers who promptly arrested the couple while in flagrato. They were later given a written warning concerning the inappropriateness of violating public decency.