YNOT — Just a few hours ago, I returned with a huge smile on my face from Lone Star Pornutopia III in Houston, which was attended by some very famous porn stars (see the link to “Invited Stars” at www.QuestParty.com). Here’s an inside look from my personal perspective at some of the happenings, including some of the sex, during the four days and four nights we were in Houston.I was picked up at the airport on Wednesday by Adult Quest Magazine Editor Steve Seidman, one of the major coordinators of the event. See Adultquesttv.com, which is the web site for this fine John Gray magazine. After checking into the hotel, I went for a 4-mile brisk walk, followed by a delicious lunch at a nearby Persian restaurant.

Back at the hotel, other porn stars were arriving so there was a lot hugging and visiting in the lobby, followed by unpacking and a group meeting held by Adult Quest Publisher and super-duper event organizer John Gray.

Yup, some big names were at the meeting, e.g., Ron Jeremy, Ginger Lynn, Monique Alexander, Mr. Marcus, Trisha Uptown, Mark Wood, Francesca Le’, Shy Love, Seka, and other hot notables. We went over the schedule, the local “rules,” and the specifics involved is the 3-day event jam-packed with appearances at top-notch gentlemen’s clubs, a “Purgatory” Pajama Party open to the public in the hotel’s ballroom, and a poker tournament (which raised approximately $3,000 towards the medical bills of superstar performer Stephanie Swift, who is fighting cancer and incurring massive surgery and treatment bills), and a daily convention somewhat smaller but similar to the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo each year in Las Vegas.

For our arrival night, we were guests of The Men’s Club, an elegant gentlemen’s club that had “class” written all over it. The steak and shrimp, in particular, and the chocolate covered strawberries grabbed my attention – and yes, the beautiful dancers also grabbed it. Adult performer Carmen Hart, one of our colleagues, was the feature dancer of the night; she opened her show by singing a stimulating rendition of a Xmas song followed by a superb and exciting show; we porn stars loved her energy, grace, and creativeness, as did the huge crowd at the club. Carmen Hart was definitely a resounding hit!

John Gray treated us to dinner and drinks there, so we thoroughly enjoyed the cuisine as well as the sites of beautiful dancers.

Monique Alexander, in particular, seemed to especially enjoy her time at The Men’s Club. Somewhat tired from the airport stuff/hassles and flights, we boarded the limo buses and were back at our hotel by 2am. We had the entire 14th floor to ourselves, so the sounds of sex, laughing, and fun went on for a bit before we slept.

I had an early breakfast Thursday, followed by five miles on the treadmill while I simultaneously enjoyed the views of the sexy and loveable Trisha Uptown (see her attached photo) and hottie Mia Luana working out; it wasn’t easy to use the treadmill with an almost full erection from sneaking peaks at the girls! Later Mark Wood and Francesca Le’ jumped on the treadmills and turned on the speed by sprinting hard and fast before working with the weights. Coordinator Mike Moz was also there working up a sweat with his non-stop speed workouts on the gym equipment. There were many stars in the gym, but the only hotel facility where I repeatedly bumped into Ron Jeremy was the restaurant; but I must admit that I was impressed by Ron’s conscientious efforts to eat in a healthy way lately. Go Ronnie!

That afternoon, joined by Savanna Samson, Dennis Hof, Lisa Ann, etc, we all manned our tables in the ballroom greeting fans, posing for photos with them, and signing autographs. The four hours there sped by, and then we readied for the limo bus ride and a 4-hour appearance at Moments Gentlemen’s club just outside the city limits. Zoe Britton, part of our group, danced to the cheers of the crowd and had their full attention focused upon her body and moves. The limo bus ride back to the hotel included one of the girls (no, I won’t reveal which one) giving me some head in full view of many of the others – she was the life of the limo!

The next day, Friday, was sorta routine with breakfast (I sat with Ron Jeremy, who nicely but firmly nagged and lectured me that I was eating too many carbohydrates), followed by the gym routine, and the convention for fans; Seka had the table next to the one I and the adult internet gurus from www.ynot.com shared, and she had a lot of fans visiting her; same for Ginger Lynn across from us, and Angelina Armani and the others. On my way out of the “convention,” one of the girls in our group fondled my crotch after she noticed me getting an erection from posing for photos with some of the other girls – because she started to reach down my pants, I had to remind her that nudity was against the local “rules”; candidly, though, while on the evening’s limo bus later that night, I let her perform some oral on me.

Friday night’s gentlemen’s club was The Ritz Houston, another classy club with a large facility and beautiful entertainers. After we were individually introduced on the main stage, I ended up sitting next to the same girl who seemed intrigued that I could respond to her lips so quickly; somehow, later on in the limo bus, she was giving me head while inserting three fingers into another girl’s vagina; then, she changed position and pushed the other girl’s mouth onto my erection. Gosh, it was nice to be misbehaving so naughtily.

Later, something similar happened with someone outside of our group – I kiddingly commented that I felt like a piece of meat! One other observation I have – the music in the one-hour limo bus ride back to our hotel seemed to spark the girls to do a lot of dancing for our visual enjoyment; I can’t recall a happier group of devilish girls in my life. John Gray’s events always are sexy and fun! Back at the hotel, the sounds of sex were very audible as I walked down the hallway to my room.

Saturday was our now-routine breakfast gym workouts, followed by a 6-hour “convention” for fans, and a “Cards With The Stars” Poker Tournament to raise funds for Stephanie Swift’s mounting medical bills; she attended the tournament, and actually was the “star” at one of the tables, where players were very generous, and many of the winners donated their winnings to the cause. Stephanie is special, and is fighting hard to beat cancer–please keep her in your prayers and thoughts.

That night was the PJ party, complete with a DJ and a crowd of fun-loving people. The public seemed to enjoy themselves, and some couples were dancing together in a very sensuous way; I sense that a lot of sex happened that night, too. As for me, I met a girl who is considering getting into porn who insisted on playing with me through my PJ bottoms, and she drew a crowd and a lot of applause for the way she “excited” me; I basically had to pole-vault as we parted ways. And, later, I ended with a younger swinging couple in my room for an hour or so of playing around at the end of the evening.

That’s the view of the event as I personally saw and enjoyed it. I hope it happens again next year or sometime soon. It was basically a working vacation for me, and now I need to try and put a dent in the many hundreds of emails that I came home to.