HOLLYWOOD, Calif. – Just when I thought I might get something done this morning, smoking hot adult performer Chloe Amour announces that she appears in two newly-released scenes that are sure to set me back a few bucks and ruin my productivity for several hours.

First, there’s Chloe’s new scene for Mommy’s Girl, provocatively title “Stepdaughter’s Classroom Crush.” In the scene, Chloe stars as a painfully sexy schoolteacher (honestly, I did not have a lot of teachers built like Chloe; maybe I just went to shitty, MILF-deprived schools?) whose promising young student, Lulu Chu, has been experiencing a nosedive in her grades.

Ever the responsible teacher, Chloe calls for a parent-teacher conference with Lulu’s stepmom, Little Puck. Chloe thinks she’s breaking news to Puck, but it turns out Lulu’s stepmom has some news for her: The reason Lulu’s grades are slipping is because she’s distracted during class, due to her crush on Chloe.

Faced with a situation like that, there’s only two options facing a hot young teacher. Option One, you gently explain to the youngster that while you’re flattered, it would be inappropriate, unprofessional and probably super illegal for you to allow that student’s crush to turn into something more than idle fantasy. Option Two, you have a wild threesome right there in the classroom with the student and her stepmom, because fuck it, if you’re going to get yourself in trouble with the Superintendent of Schools, you might as well get your money’s worth. I suspect you know which option Chloe takes in this scenario.

“This is an incredible scene,” Chloe said. “I loved working with Lulu and Puck and am thrilled with how the scene turned out. It’s crazy hot, and I know my fans will love it!”

You can watch “Stepdaughter’s Classroom Crush” now on MommysGirl.com.

As if that wasn’t enough to distract me from crucial items on my morning to-do list (like “make coffee” and “make more coffee”), Chloe also stars in a new release from LetsDoeIt called “Use My Holes and Fill My Throat” – which probably just as easily could have been called “Use My Throat and Fill My Holes” but would probably just confuse people if it was called “Throat My Holes and Use My Fill.”

Anyway, in the scene Chloe is paired with Vince Karter, who is not a former NBA Slam Dunk champion, but certainly knows how to slam a throat and use a hole, or vice versa. It begins with Chloe teasing Vince, which seems to only make him want to fuck her face and ass that much harder. Vince fucks Chloe’s tits, then returns to pounding her tight little ass until he busts his nut inside her thoroughly fucked asshole. That’s not enough for Vince, who then fucks her some more before dropping a second load on her face and in her mouth. Talk about scoring a double-double!

“This is me at my dirtiest,” Chloe said of her performance in the scene. “It’s such a hot scene. Thanks to Vince and LetsDoeIt for an amazing anal experience. I dare you to watch the scene all the way through without exploding!”

OK, that’s my limit: There’s just no way I have time to explode this morning. For those of you who do have time for a little spontaneous combustion in your morning routine, you can check out “Use My Holes and Fill My Throat” now on LetsDoeIt.com.