“But the Mule was Wearing a Short Skirt”
BREMEN, GA — There’s no doubt about it: Neal Horsley, the Creator’s Rights Party candidate for governor of Georgia, has some extreme views — about religion, about abortion, about discipline of offspring, about Georgia’s sovereignty……and about sex.
Previously, Horsley was most infamous as the developer of The Nuremburg Files, a website he created in 1997 to track abortion providers nationwide. As clinicians on the list were murdered, disfigured or run out of business, he crossed off their names. The site was shuttered as a result of a federal lawsuit by Planned Parenthood.
Last month, Horsley found himself in headlines again after he revealed to an Esquire magazine writer and then to liberal pundit Alan Colmes that he had sex with a mule.
“When you grow up on a farm in Georgia, your first girlfriend is a mule,” Horsley told Colmes on the latter’s radio show. “She loved me, though…. All I had to do was give her an ear of corn. She was a [prostitute] mule.”
Horsley didn’t confine himself to livestock, either. He admitted to Examiner.com’s “Underground Examiner” that he also pursued “everything it’s physically possible to have sex with, and some that isn’t,” including produce like watermelons.
And he called the mule a whore?
In addition, he engaged in at least one homosexual adventure while serving in the military, long before the days of “don’t ask; don’t tell.”
“He was in the Air Force, it was a cold night, yadda, yadda, yadda, he had sex with [another man], ahem, the way he did the mule,” Underground Examiner correspondent Dylan Otto Krider reported.
Horsley described the man-to-man experience as “gross.”
Lucky for him the mule couldn’t talk. His wife could, though. She divorced him two years ago, citing “too much drama.”
Imagine that.
Now there’s news Horsley would “kill his own son to dissolve the United States [in an effort to overturn Roe v. Wade].”
According to Krider, one of the “discussions” Horsley frequently has with family members degenerated into a physical brawl between Horsley and his son, a sergeant in the U.S. Army. The men could not agree about Horsley’s desire to see Georgia secede from the Union. One thing led to another, and eventually Horsley pulled a knife and demanded his son not return home until he was ready to apologize.
Maybe the mule didn’t so much settle for an ear of corn as decide discretion was the better part of valor.