BRITAIN — Lovers of older women – and I do mean older women – need to check out Miss November on the Ancaster Athletic nude charity calendar from Ancaster, Lincolnshire, England. It’s been a long time since she’s literally been a babe, but that hasn’t stopped the lively 102-year-old from going full monty for a good cause.Alas for lovers of experienced flesh, Hardwick’s bare skin is modestly concealed behind a wash of a sheer pink scarf and the saucy wench herself is cleverly situated between two Ermine Way pub beer taps.

“They draped a bit of pink cloth around my shoulders, but at my age, I just don’t have the model body to be taking it all off,” she informed The Telegraph modestly, obviously unaware of the western world’s increasing appreciation for mature women – although not usually quite so mature. “It was all very tastefully done,” she assured, adding disappointingly that “You couldn’t see any of the bits or anything.”

It’s all for a good cause, of course. Hardwick is but one of a dozen women showing her spirit – and a bit more – in support of the local football team.

“It was just a bit of fun, really,” she reflected, after explaining that her status as the oldest person in her village was what earned her a request from the football club to participate in the nude project.

Hardwick’s children, aged 80, 74, and 62, have all been supportive of their mother’s daring entrance into celebrity calendar history.