SHELBYVILLE, Ky. – After being outed on social media by a former student, adult performer Harmony Fugue has confessed she spent 11 years as a high school music teacher in the Midwest before “getting her life back together” through working in MILF porn. “As much as it pains me to...

LIMA, Peru – As you know if you’ve been following my recent posts (or actually physically following me around on my trip, which I’m pretty certain someone has been doing for the past couple weeks), I’m on a quest to revive the revenue-generation potential of the online adult...

By Skidley Rott Special to YNOT HOLLYWOOD – It’s the holidays again, which means it’s time to start releasing new holiday-themed porn videos, which have long been my fourth-favorite seasonal product, right behind eggnog, tricolor M&Ms and sexually explicit Christmas...

By Isawindow Corredor Special to YNOT SACRAMENTO, Calif. – As you are all aware, there’s an ongoing controversy in my home state of California over the question of whether performers in pornographic films should be required to wear condoms during filming. While I once fully...

By Shane “Shecky” Shuster Special to YNOT NEW MILFORD, NJ – In my illustrious capacity as a bar-side relationship counselor guy and an alternative sex therapeuticalist, or whatever, a lot of my regular clients ask me a bunch of questions about porno, especially which pornos they...

MONTREAL – Tube site SmutNucleus announced today the site has received 847 nominations for the 2016 XJIZZ Awards, shattering the previous record of 762 nominations garnered by adult studio Irritable Angel in 2012. “Although we believe them to be a largely irrelevant remnant of a...

By Russell Nolte Special to YNOT MALIBU, Calif. – My name is Russell Nolte and I’m a porn addict. By the grace of God (and, to a lesser extent, the strict internet usage-monitoring performed by the dedicated staff of the recovery center where I’ve spent the past two months) I’ve...

HOLLYWOOD, Calif.  – With Christmas right around the corner (shortly after some other, lesser, turkey-and-Pilgrim-focused occasion which apparently doesn’t excite marketing and advertising people very much), we’ve once again entered the time of year when we take stock of our...

By God Almighty, Special to YNOT NEW JERUSALEM – Hey everybody, God Almighty here, your Father who art in Heaven, hallowed be My name and all that. Don’t worry, this isn’t the End of Days — just a long-overdue memo from the Man Upstairs. There’s still plenty of time to repent,...

By Abigail Cuthbert Special to YNOT RAY CITY, Ga. – Howdy y’all. Abigail Cuthbert here again, co-founder and president of the Ray City, Ga., chapter of the organization Free Righteous United Intelligent Trustworthy Caring Americans Killing Exploitation (FRUITCAKE), formerly known...