VAN NUYS, Calif. – In an apologetic press release issued late last week, adult entertainment studio Ergogenic Hardcore said a busy shooting schedule, various “personal issues” and ongoing litigation with a former employee caused the studio to overlook releasing its annual...

SALT LAKE CITY, Utah – Local authorities are denying reports from global media outlets concerning an alleged raid on an adult movie shoot at a Salt Lake City church, saying they believe the reports may be part of a campaign of “reputation terrorism” directed at the state of Utah...

MOUNT PLEASANT, Mich. – Following a New Zealand judge’s ruling that Megaupload founder Kim Dotcom and his co-defendants can be extradited to the U.S. to face criminal copyright infringement, racketeering and other charges, college students, copyright-reform advocates and other...

EASTON, Pa. – In the latest development in the ongoing porn-and-politics scandal playing out in the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania, State Supreme Court Justice Matthew Eaton-Crowe took the witness stand to apologize for his role in the exchange of inappropriate emails, tearfully...

By Dr. Rex Rod Special to YNOT HOLLYWOOD – In the old days, Randy Spears was one of my favorite male porn performers. Between his ruggedly decent looks, frequent pairing with the buxom brunette beauty Paula Price and tendency to clamp his mouth shut like a steel trap while he...

By Kris Kringle Special to YNOT THE NORTH POLE – Hey bitches, the Man in Red is back — and I’m mad as hell at you porno people. Last year, I tried to be the bigger person. I tried reaching out to you smut peddlers with a little holiday cheer, delivering baskets of mainstream...

SHERMAN OAKS, Calif. – Standing outside the large, well-appointed house serving as the venue for the day’s shoot, porn performer Rick Rigid paced and muttered to himself, a lit cigarette dangling from his left hand. “I’m just not sure where to take this scene, emotionally,” Rigid...

MISSION VIEJO, Calif. – As we’ve already firmly established, I’m very hooked in to what you might call the “conspiracy underground,” a loose-knit collection of dedicated investigators who fearlessly dig into the propaganda and misinformation provided by mainstream media outlets....

MADISON, Wis. – A penis attached to an unidentified 43-year-old Midwestern porn fan strongly denounced its owner’s taste in adult entertainment today, complaining the man “seems to have attended the Johnny Knoxville school of human sexuality” and “wouldn’t know what good sex...

By Kent Undermire Special to YNOT BELLVUE, Ohio – Howdy residents of Fogle County. Sheriff Kent Undermire here. As you know, I’m the law in these parts. Now, if you’ve been paying attention to the local press (which you shouldn’t, because they’re a bunch of liberal liars), you...