LAS VEGAS, Uruguay – My effort to reach the Las Vegas Strip in time for the AVN Show is again in jeopardy, this time due to my own inattentive use of Hotwire. However, without even being on the same continent as the show, I know the future of porn is going to be the hottest topic...

SAN DIEGO – According to well-placed sources familiar with the time honored practice of spreading rumors on the internet, a commanding officer of the Pacific Fleet’s Carrier Strike Group 15 has been removed from his post for watching pornographic movies featuring women with large...

MOSS BLUFF, La. – Concerned parents in southwestern Louisiana are being reassured this week a new anti-porn program soon to be initiated at area schools is “totally not a religious thing,” according to local officials familiar with the educational effort. Questions about the new...

LANA’I CITY, Hawaii – A new study conducted by researchers from the University of Hawaii at Ni’ihau (UHN) has revealed a “definitive causal connection” between porn viewing and “use of foul language and expression of verbal obscenities.” According to lead researcher Dr....

PASADENA, Calif. – In a recent post by J.S. Park, XXX Church offers four helpful suggestions for keeping porn out of one’s home. While none of these require a costly investment in a high-tech security system, the use of armed bodyguards or signing up for LifeLock, the suggestions...

LAS VEGAS, N.M. – At the end of each year, in addition to taking stock of the twelve months we’ve just left behind, it’s traditional to cast our gaze into the future in an attempt to pierce the veil of mystery and prepare ourselves for what’s to come. With this solemn...

NEW YORK – With New Year’s Eve right around the corner, I’m here in New York City waiting for balls to drop in famous Longacre Square — which I refuse to call by its new name, because by now everybody knows this city’s so-called “newspaper of record” is controlled by a sinister...

INDIANAPOLIS – If you’ve been paying attention to news from the sporting world recently, then you already know some guy named Alfred Jazeera has accused a variety of aging professional athletes of doping with performance enhancing drugs (PEDs), including erstwhile Denver Broncos...

LEBANON, Kan. – At the end of each year, it’s important to look back at the preceding 12 months to provide perspective about where opportunities and pitfalls may occur during the coming year. That’s what makes year-in-review articles a grand journalistic tradition....

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