HACKENSACK, N.J. – “Judge Les Hayes once sentenced a single mother to 496 days behind bars for failing to pay traffic tickets. The sentence was so stiff it exceeded the jail time Alabama allows for negligent homicide.” So begins a 2020 Reuters article about American judges who...

To put it mildly, I’m not a fan of former reality TV show host Donald J. Trump. To put it more precisely, I think Trump is a living piece of run over echidna dung who isn’t remotely qualified to be president of a high school student council, let alone President of the United...

BUDAPEST, Hungary – The latest scene from Parasited revolves around a newly discovered variety of alien parasite (spoiler alert: this new kind makes people instantly sexually insatiable, much like its already-identified alien parasite cousins) and an assassin trying to stop it....

LOS ANGELES, Calif. – Brenna McKenna, the tight and toned, all-natural alt Jersey girl, is “returning to college and taking a chemistry class” in her Reality Kings debut, setting off a chain reaction of sorts in a hot three-way scene. In “Risky Reactions,” Brenna dons a lab coat...

BUDAPEST, Hungary – In the latest scene from Parasited, Hentaied Universe contract star Emiri Momota plays a scientist whose late-night work in the lab poses hazards of a sort it’s safe to say nobody at Merck Pharmaceuticals has ever confronted. In “Neuroscience,” Emiri is...

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. – Adult performer and content creator Chloe Amour has announced the release of four new scenes that promise “to keep fans mesmerized,” according to Chloe’s reps at Rising Star PR. Her latest release is “Chloe Amour Tesla car solo,” a solo masturbation scene in...

Say it loud: I’m weird and I’m proud! If you’ve been following American politics lately… well, first, my apologies, because American politics have descended to depths even Mark Twain couldn’t have imagined. Bearing in mind that Twain once wrote “It could probably be shown by...

TALAHASEE, Fla. – I’ve been contemplating a move to a new state for a long time, and in doing my due diligence, I decided it was probably wise to also consider whether I’d change my vocation while I was at it. Naturally, as a guy who has long made his living writing mostly untrue...

AUSTIN, Texas – When the Texas legislature came up with the “warning labels” component of HB 1181, it seems they forgot to include an important one: Evidently, frustration resulting from porn video streaming glitches can cause certain Texas prosecutors to (allegedly) pull guns on...

CAMP VERDE, Ariz. – On Saturday, June 1, there will be an event in Camp Verde, Arizona called the “Protect Our Children Town Hall.” And what are the folks at the town hall looking to protect children from, you ask? Why, brainwashing, of course! And what are the Forces of Evil...