CYBERSPACE – Al Goldstein, the controversial and eccentric former publisher of Screw magazine who now works for XonDemand.com, made an abbreviated appearance on YNOT Radio on Wednesday. Speaking to hosts YNOTBob and LAJ on the Wednesday Hump Day Lunch Show, Goldstein flung plenty of wild one-liners in a conversation that was cut short by complications with Goldstein’s phone connection.“Every man is a walking cock,” said Goldstein. He also told LAJ that there are eight thousand nerve endings in a woman’s clit, compared to only four thousand nerve endings in a man’s penis. He added that there was “no excuse” for a man not to drive his female partners to orgasm.

Goldstein also joked that he prefers masturbation to sex.

“Who needs a woman, I’d much rather beat my meat?” said Goldstein.

YNOTBob asked Goldstein about a then-controversial 1969 pictorial in Screw magazine that featured two men having sex.

“I don’t care if you want a dick up your ass or you want to lick pussy, as long as there’s no children and it’s consensual,” said Goldstein. “It takes a real man to suck cock.”

“This homophobia is bullshit,” added Goldstein.

Goldstein said that he has played around with men, but has yet to receive anal sex.

“I haven’t been fucked in the ass, I’m saving my ass,” said Goldstein.

Before departing early due to problems with his cell phone, Goldstein made a crack about Verizon’s terms of service contract.

“It basically says, in legalese, ‘we can fuck you’,” joked Goldstein.

Goldstein is expected back on the Hump Day Lunch Show possibly next week to complete his interview.