MONTREAL – Streaming platform Adult Time said it is “pulling a few strings to make way for the brightest, most original new series in adult animation”, What Puppets Can Do. The (alleged) series is set for release tomorrow, April 1 – AKA April Fools’ Day.

“We have seen tremendous growth for our animated series like F.U.T.A. Sentai Squad and Hentai Sex School in the past years,” Stacy said. “In the upcoming months, we will be dedicating a large chunk of our original content budget towards puppet porn, which we believe is the future of adult entertainment.”

“While we see others turning to Artificial Intelligence and Augmented Reality as the next breakthrough technologies, Adult Time is massively investing in an underserved area of the market: sensual puppetry and claymation erotica,” Stacy added.

In their press release, Adult Time said the series is being created in collaboration with “award-winning Les films de l’Ampoule,” (which translates as “Lightbulb Films”). The domain lesfilmsdelampoule.com currently sports a “site en construction” page, which seems a curious look for an award-winning animation studio on the cusp of redefining adult entertainment.

At any rate, Adult Time further claims the new series “displays deeply erotic stop-motion animation”, something one could argue has already been brought to the screen in major releases like Team America.

In creating the (alleged) new series, Adult Time says it “brought in award-winning actor Tommy Pistol, along with Adult Time’s Brand Ambassador, Siri Dahl, to voice animated versions of themselves” and that series also stars voice actor Ali Chappell as the narrator and guest role for Michael Vegas. (The series appears to not yet be listed on Ali Chappell’s IMDB filmography.)

To bring more visibility to its animated catalog, Adult Time is currently running a limited-time promotion offering a free week membership for new subscribers through April 3. Go to AdultTime.com for more information.

The notion of What Puppets Can Do being real seems a highly doubtful proposition. The free week membership, on the other hand, appears to be legit and in effect already.