SACRAMENTO, Calif. – If you start keeping tabs on state legislatures around the country, one thing you’ll quickly notice is these legislatures have a habit of concocting new statutes that, ultimately, never get enforced. Some bills never make as far as getting out of committee...

EAST LANSING, Mich. — A recent study published in the academic journal Crime & Delinquency suggests that sexual offenders rarely replicate what they see in pornography as a driver of sexual aggression. Led by Michigan State University School of Criminal Justice researchers,...

NEW YORK (OR MAYBE SAN FRANCISCO?) — Ben Suroeste, the adult industry’s premier fake journalist, multiple award-winning Sandwich Artist and certified Lack-of-Life Coach, may or may not be virtually signing his eponymous line of BS NFTs at “a big, fancy bookstore in New...

It’s finally happened! A man’s need for an actual human to get him off (and this includes his own hand) has become extinct with the invention of Autoblow – a male sex toy that is working to make it nearly impossible to tell the difference between its sweet robotic touch and a...

HOLLYWOOD, Ariz. – Ben Suroeste, an “alternative adult journalist” who ranks in the top 0.00001% of creators on the OnlyPornScribes.gw fake news platform, is now offering incredibly expensive advice to “anyone gullible enough to send me some crypto,” the alleged writer announced...

TRENTON, N.J. – I’ve always felt that whether 1000 feet is a significant distance depends largely on the context of the measurement. For example, if you’re a football team facing fourth down and 333.33 yards to go… well, then the rules and geography of football have changed quite...

WASHINGTON — In the post-Roe v. Wade environment, Section 230 of the Communications Decency Act is more important than ever. The benchmark law is vital in protecting freedom of speech and expression on the internet and it protects all types of online platforms, including adult...

Over the last few years, it would have taken effort on the part of an adult entertainment fan to not notice the rise of self-proclaimed “greedy slut” Aria Khaide. A prolific performer who loves the spotlight and camera every bit as much as they love her, Aria isn’t shy in saying...

WASHINGTON — The U.S. Supreme Court has eliminated the federal constitutional right to abortion set out by the Roe v. Wade decision. After weeks of controversy due to Justice Samuel Alito’s opinion being leaked in May, the conservative high court issued a majority ruling...

Since joining the adult industry in 20212, Cindy Starfall has enjoyed a successful career in porn. “I love the camera and my fans,” she says. “I was honored to be recognized in the adult industry even being a minority with an Asian accent. I was nominated multiple times for “Best...